Pig (2021)

30 May, 2026

i don't like this movie. the acting sucks. low energy, absurd world. imbued with theater-kid soul. slow and dull and not particularly sophisticated, in the way joel edgerton's films are.

here's what i look like when i watch Pig (2021):

and here's a Pig (2021) sonnet:

my Pig: oink Oink oink Oink oink Oink oink Oink
the Truffs: boink Boink boink Boink boink Boink boink Boink
my Pig: oink Oink oink Oink oink Oink oink Oink
two Thieves: yoink Yoink yoink Yoink yoink Yoink yoink Yoink
nick Cage: john Wick john Wick john Wick john Wick
truff Kid: blood Tick blood Tick blood Tick blood Tick
his Dad: too Slick too Slick too Slick too Slick
restRaunt: gimMick gimMick gimMick gimMick
his Food: so Good so Good so Good so Good
acTing: like Wood like Wood like Wood like Wood
napPing: i Should i Should i Should i Should
give Pig: he Would he Would he Would he Would.
he Can't, since Those two Junkies Shat the Bed
and Brought a Pig which Was alReady Dead.